Flute's Moʻolelo

This is hilarious!! Go here: http://prillalar.com/drabbles to make your own Mad-Lib style drabble!!!


This is my result!!
I Saw Jack Kissing Santa Claus

Daniel woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one cold box that looked like a sofa.

Then Daniel noticed that Jack was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Daniel thought that he would surprise Jack. Maybe even sneak up behind him and walk him on his hot hand. That always made Jack beautiful.

Daniel crept swiftly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its green lights, and the presents, heaped up noisily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Jack. Kissing someone.

Daniel was so angry, he picked up a bed from a table and threw it softly on the moon.

They both looked around.

"Jack, you sexy penguin!" Daniel yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Daniel looked and then rubbed his penis and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Jack said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a glowy kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Daniel said slowly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be muscular."

That seemed reasonable. Daniel went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a fish out of water. He made Daniel's butt feel all funny.

"You see?" Jack said lovingly and Daniel saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Thanks, kalimyre, for pointing this out!!