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sgflutegirl) wrote2006-01-26 02:10 pm
sgflutegirl) wrote2006-01-26 02:10 pm
Funny stuff..
Throughout the years, I've received some great, funny emails from various people. Well, at one point, I had made hardcopies of a bunch and put them all in a notebook. Well, I found the notebook yesterday, so I thought I'd start sharing some of these gams with everyone! Enjoy!!
THE TEN MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The interior decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots."
THE TEN MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The interior decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots."
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Can I have all of them, please?
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(Anonymous) 2006-01-26 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
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I got that e-mail my freshman year in college, back in 1996!
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Say hi to him for me! ^.^
(Oh oh, and if Dream Theater comes to KC *who knows when*, would he go? Haha.)
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I'll definitely say hi to him for ya.
He'd probably love to go!! Hehe!!
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