Flute's Moʻolelo

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- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

- Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

- Black holes are where God divided by zero.

- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

- And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

- If someone with multiple personalities threatens for kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

- Is there another word for synonym?

- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?